Title: Antimatter for the Master Plan
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Ed/Hei with Al
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,700
Warnings: foul language; off-the-wall AU; guns… lots of guns
Summary: Three boys, one bomb, and a hell of a lot of bullets.
Author's Note: This is for the lovely Neon. It is Killjoys-tastic. I am going to do my absolute ( Read more... )

Title: Social Time
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters/Pairings: Hohenheim(/Trisha), Roy/Ed, Al/Fuery
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6,068
Warnings: language, MAJOR spoilers for Brotherhood, humor-angst-something
Summary: Van Hohenheim lets his sons take him to a bar in Central City.
Author's Note: I can't remember what the original plot bunny for ( Read more... )

Title: Sin to Win
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: lightly Roy/Hawkeye, Breda, Havoc, Fuery, Falman, Armstrong, Hughes, Ed, Al
Rating: PG
Word Count: 6,039
Warnings: a bit of PG-13 language, very light kink, mild spoilers for Brotherhood backstory, craaaaaaack~
Summary: Everyone in Colonel Mustang's employ embarks on a mission of vice- ( Read more... )

Title: Semi-Regular Indulgences
Rating: PG
Word Count: 6,465
Warnings: occasional language; occasional angstbuckets; Nick doesn't know what "PC" means
Prompts: 1. mistletoe set-up; 6. a kiss in the snow; 16. family reunion; 22. visible breath; 38. stranded somewhere unusual by a snowstorm
Summary: Nick bribes Theo to drive him up to Tahoe for a ( Read more... )

Title: Saint Sirius
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Lupin/Tonks
Characters: Sirius, Peter
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,585
Warnings: some language; scattered sketchiness; Sirius; AU; self-Britpicked
Prompts: Roses and ( 'Werewolves of London' )

Title: Rosemary
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,753
Warnings: bizarre humor, brief language, fantasy violence, monster gore, crappy editing
Prompt: "And it had seemed like it was going to be such a normal day…"
Summary: In which Merlin and Arthur commune with rosemary and end up in a fight with a horrific monster ( Read more... )

Title: Collective Bed of Sin
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,736
Warnings: AU, language, innuendo, a great deal of implied sex
Summary: A sequel to Inevitability, and thus another American-college-roommates AU. The quest: to rope Lancelot into a threesome -- possibly literally.
Author's Note: Everything you see ( Read more... )

Title: Hex and the City
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5,982
Prompt: "concrete"
Warnings: fluff, madness, clichéd premise; the usual
Summary: “What the hell are you doing here?” he demanded incredulously. “What the hell are you doing here?” she countered, glad that he couldn’t hear the squeak that had hijacked ( Read more... )

Title: Christmas Spirit
Chapters: 4
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: PG
Word Count: 6,000
Warnings: holiday fun! ...and oddities
Summary: All of the tables in the library are full... except one. An impudent little seasonal Dramione.
Author's Note: Let's do this thang. Homicidal Christmas decorations and general absurdity ( Read more... )